That if you sit on a chair and pull upwards on the seat hard enough, then your chair will lift up off the ground.
I'll admit it right here and right now that I'm too gullible (
stupid) for my own good, especially when you consider that this happened to me a few days/weeks before my Physics exam in first year. Oh how I really should have known better.
Of course I was skeptical at first i.e. translates to: didn't believe this bullcrap.
But, my two dear friends were
very persistent and persuasive, so being the nervous wreck that I was at the time, it did not take long for them to screw over my mind and have me doubting the very foundations of Physics. Perhaps I wanted to believe that I could fly, the poor naive fool that I was (
still am). I can still remember the exact second I broke - it was
after they'd finished talking about world records when they started making up force diagrams;
that was when I put my hands up in the air, backed away and admitted defeat. "
Woah, OK, OK." After all, these were
Cambridge students taking Maths and Physics, two of them versus a person who hadn't done Physics since those
GCSE Triple Award days and didn't know what the hell a
transistor was (
much to the irritation of my lab partner Tiiiing ^_^:;). Much cleverer than me, right?
What the hell am I doing at Cambridge?!
Suffice to say I did not do so well at Physics.
The moral of the story is: no, you
can't fly like a G6 and not even force diagrams have the power to make you that fly.
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